Posted 1 hour ago
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
wahaha
(Source: realparadoxsocks)
Posted 1 hour ago
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Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago
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(Source: laazy)
Posted 20 hours ago
a young old fart who is too obsessed with anime/manga/sleeping/eating and so on ._.
